What People Are Saying
“Miss Champagne Sparkles……..is everything her name implies…bubbly, tart and sits well upon the eye, with a sparkling effervescence of sheer delight! In my mind this lovely young woman embodies the true spirit of a burlesque entertainer with her joyful and well crafted performances, she captures the mind as well as the heart, keeping you on the edge of your seat in anticipation of her next evocative, if not provocative move.Talented in her art,lovely to behold, a great entertainer,fun and most important a true professional, with a most charming and bubbily demeanor……I proudly, recommend,support and praise Miss Champagne Sparkles as a true Canadian Burlesque Star” Ms Judith Stein - Canada’s Legend of Burlesque
Champagne Sparkles took her act to the Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas and outshone everybody on the bill. She is the only performer to ever make me laugh so hard I cried!” Roxi D’Lite - 2010 Burlesque Hall of Fame Queen of Burlesque
“Champagne Sparkles is an absolute joy to work with. She is a magnificent combination of sparkling elegance, brilliant intellect and apple-pie sweetness. Not only does she consistently deliver show-stopping performances, she is a machine behind the scenes, and is always on top of every task that needs doing. From publicity to bookings to rehearsing to costuming, her list of talents never ends. She’s one of the most reliable people I’ve ever worked with and has always made my job as a performer one of pure enjoyment. I swear that girl never sleeps but somehow she always looks faaaaaaabulous!” Betsy Bottom Dollar - 2010 Winner of Burlesque Innovation Guild’s Award for Movement
“Which brings us to Champagne Sparkles. What I love, more than anything, is something stupid. And what could be more stupid than “Mahna Mahna?” And I’m talking about the Mahna Mahna and the Snowths version, with the “do doo” backing. Anydiddle, this girl had the unmitigated genius to put a beak on a boa and let it sing along—and undress her. She keeps trying to shush him, he keeps scatting—he bites off her top, unwinds himself, bites her crotch and mumbles into it. Delightful and simply satisfying.” Burlesque Beat
“Champagne Sparkles is super enthusiastic, endlessly talented, & hot to boot. What more do you want? That’s what I thought. Book her. Now. Though I may very well steal her from under your nose.” Dr. Lucky - PhDD of Burlesque
Always a delight onstage and off, Champagne Sparkles literally bubbles her way into your heart with exuberant, polished performances full of infectious joy and surprises!” Burgundy Brixx - Kitty Nights West Producer, Burlesque Performer, Producer and Instructor
“I have always adored Champagne’s energy, since the moment I intersected her on the street on the way to the first show we did together in Vancouver. Watching her perform all these years and seeing the progression of someone who loves what she does and expresses pure passion and light has been an incredible journey. When I see her now, that charm and love is still there, but they are erupted into pure effervescence - illuminating the stage in a style all her own.” Lola Frost - Neo Burlesque Performer, Diva Fitness Instructor, Competitor Best Debut BHoF 2010
“This lovely lady has been my escort for the BHOF and what a charm she is. She does the greatest show and I had so much fun with her. Anyone that is thinking of a novelty act for your show would surely not want to miss the lovely Ms Champagne Sparkles!” Tiffany Carter - Ms. Nude Universe 1975, Legend of Burlesque
“I could not take my eyes off Champagne Sparkles Muppet Act!! Beautiful girl! Excellent. Loved every minute, so well done.” Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend, Las Vegas, Shannon Doah - International Feature Artist and one of the stars in the first US production of the original Crazy Horse Paris Saloon Show, Legend of Burlesque
And… a few words about my troupe - The Cheesecake Burlesque Revue!!!
“It is my great pleasure to endorse the Cheesecake Burlesque Revue. I have now worked with this amazing and talented bunch of performers on two separate projects, and have found them excellent to work with. There truly is a hole in the market for “girls night out” performances that are created both for women and by women. Tickets sold very well on both occasions, making this an extremely effective fundraising opportunity. Audience reaction was phenomenally enthusiastic, with non-stop applause, cheering and screaming from the moment the show began right through to the immediate and thunderous standing ovations.” Michael Cade - Executive Director, Chilliwack Cultural Centre
“Just got home from your show in Nelson and I haven’t had anything make me feel that good in years. You guys could easily be called THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.” Barb - Nelson, BC Audience Member
“I recently attended your show in Nelson, BC with my sister & niece. What a fabulous, fabulous show. You women rock the stage. We had an amazing time and thank you for that.” Char Stark, Audience Member Nelson, BC
“….I thoroughly enjoyed myself and learned that bigger ladies can be equally as sexy as the smaller ones…. Anybody who missed it should look for the show playing in another location….It was well worth it. Thanks for a great night of entertainment!” Kimberlee Horbach - Audience Member Prince Rupert, BC
“Exactly what the doctor ordered! The Cheesecake Revue was the best adult entertainment I’ve experienced.” Lee Beal - Audience Member Prince Rupert
“The Cheesecakes strive to increase body confidence and sexual confidence of their audience, and they certainly succeeded. Every woman walked out of the Surrey Arts Centre that night with a smile on her face, a strut in her step, and in many cases,some pasties in her purse.
I wasn’t sure what to expect, and who would be appropriate to bring along as a guest (a date? a co-worker? my mom?) While male audience members were certainly welcome and seemed to enjoy themselves, I ended up inviting my Mom as my guest and she had a great time. Next time the Cheesecakes come to town I will return, with a group of girlfriends, and maybe even my grandmother in tow.” Cassie Silva - Review Vancouver
“And speaking of pep, the third event was all about getting out what you put in. The Cheesecake Burlesque Revue: Bump & Grind Valentine, is the type of good, clean fun that depends on the audience getting out of its seats and becoming involved.
These beautiful, all-original-parts women weren’t looking for any competition on stage (although a certain stagette party tried its best) but the more people clapped, whistled and cheered, the more energy filled the Metro. This was a night of wonderfultalent, great laughs and leaving with a smile on your face.” Grant McKenzie - Editor, Monday Magazine
